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Red Riding Hood (2011)
Catherine Hardwicke‘s take on Little Red Riding Hood is as bland and monotonous as they come, and despite having one big bad wolf, it lacks bite. Valerie (Amanda Seyfried) is in love with Peter...
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Halloween (2007)
As far as remakes are concerned, this is as bad as they come. Ten year-old Michael Myers (Daeg Faerch) has problems at home and at school. His mother Deborah (Sheri Moon Zombie) cannot cope with her...
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Doing a remake that is a copy of the original is rather pointless, especially when the source material is as good as Wes Craven‘s original Nightmare (1984). Nancy Holbrook (Rooney Mara) is trying to...
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Piranha (2010)
Just because a film’s ethos is pure entertainment, it does not mean that the resulting product has to be slipshod and amateurish. An underwater tremor releases a horde of famished prehistoric...
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Dark Shadows looked as though it was the perfect Tim Burton vehicle – a quirky, gothicky, romantic tale of love lost and found; unfortunately, it turned out to be quite a mess. Vampire Barnabas...
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Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Once in a while a film comes along that is so shamelessly bad that it makes you wonder how on earth it got green-lighted in the first place. Silent Hill: Revelation is one such movie. Christopher Da...
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The Other Woman (2014)
The Other Woman, despite a rather interesting premise, is as uninspiring as they come, a predictably pedantic rom-com which is neither romantic nor funny. Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) is a handsome,...
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Bad Neighbours (2014)
Bad Neighbours is a sour concoction with equal parts Judd Apatow, Bobby and Peter Farrelly, an awful script and dismal jokes; just about redeemed, but not enough to be ultimately saved, by Zac Efron‘s...
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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
The fifth installment in the Michael Myers-is-never-dead saga, carries the dubious honour of being amongst the worst entries in the series, a slasher soap opera with characters about whom we care...
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Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Director Rick Rosenthal returns on board to direct the final installment of the Halloween franchise, 21 years after he helmed the first sequel to John Carpenter‘s classic. Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee...
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Into the Woods (2014)
Rob Marshall‘s take on the Tony-award winning Broadway hit is a tame and dismaying mash-up of half a dozen fairy tales that, unlike many of its protagonists, refuses to venture down any paths other...
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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
The Wachowskis are giving M Night Shyamalan a run for his money as Jupiter Ascending, their foray into space opera, marks a new career-low for the team that gave us gems like Bound (1996) and The...
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Terminator: Genisys (2015)
Despite roping in the former Governator to reprise his role as the eponymous cyborg, Alan Taylor‘s Terminator: Genisys is the textbook definition of flogging a dead franchise. It’s 2029 and John...
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Ghost Rider (2007)
“Morning, Bonehead.” Film Rating: Meltdown Rating: Mark Steven Johnson made a hell of a movie, literally, featuring the horned one himself and several minions of his; also, all the imaginable tropes...
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Drive Angry (2011)
“Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man actually, thoughtful and he’s well read. And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honour annoys him greatly.” Film...
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